PoopmageddonCleaning the toiletPoopmageddonGonna catch rabiesPoopmageddonCleaning the toiletPoopmageddonGONNA CATCH RABIES!Where did all these splatters come from?How could that escape a bum?Please eat some fiber, a vegetable, a fruitReign in the ricochet of the wet tootsNow I feel sorry for your tiny tushAnd the horrors seen by the scrub brushCrime scene tape, […]
Month: October 2025
Bye Bye Bunny
Bashed through the gate, smashed the warning signDidn’t read the print, signed the dotted lineWhat a good boy, now you’re all mineSit, obey, watch me take my timeHe gave JTT a run for his moneyCouldn’t see straight with a taste of my honeyHe stumbled, he staggered, talked real funnyWhere you […]
How To Call The Insurance Company
2:10Write down the questions to ask the insurance companyArrange the easel pieces to assemble laterPut trash in the bagGrab a snackOrganize the snack binStart the kettlePut away the clean dishesSteep yesterdays leavesAdd dirty forks to the dishwasherShake out the rugOpen a document to jot down these side questsOpen another piece […]
Anxiety
Wake up, hot pad gone cold, whole body shaking, how am I going to do this, heart and mind sprinting the Indy 500, no pit crew, no finish line, no inhaler, shallow rapid breaths, tingling arms, dizzy don’t drive, sit down, crawl, nauseous can’t eat, reheat the hot pad, I […]