Rabies

Poopmageddon
Cleaning the toilet
Poopmageddon
Gonna catch rabies

Poopmageddon
Cleaning the toilet
Poopmageddon
GONNA CATCH RABIES!

Where did all these splatters come from?
How could that escape a bum?
Please eat some fiber, a vegetable, a fruit
Reign in the ricochet of the wet toots

Now I feel sorry for your tiny tush
And the horrors seen by the scrub brush
Crime scene tape, the sight is scary
On your knees, pray to Mother Mary

Send reinforcements, call the priest
What in the world is under this seat?
I swear it just moved from there to there
It winked and wiggled, I’m out of here

Poopmageddon
Cleaning the toilet
Poopmageddon
Gonna catch rabies

Poopmageddon
Cleaning the toilet
Poopmageddon
GONNA CATCH RABIES!

GONNA CATCH RABIES!
GONNA CATCH RABIES!
RABIES! RABIES! RABIES!

-Melissa Donley
*Inspired by a dirty toilet and The Chats
https://thechats.com/