Call (C:) and Response (R:) C: Hey pretty baby won’t you come my way, I got somethin’ I wanna say R: Oh honey darlin’ I can’t stay, I better get on my way — C: Come my way R: I can’t stay C: I wanna say R: Get on my […]
Month: June 2025
I’m Ready
Friend, we go way back now, nearly 3 years. We talk on occasion, but I feel like we have been ignoring the mammoth in the room since day one. If you’re ready, I’m ready for mammoth burgers. Friend, Will you please do me the honor and share with me what […]
To Have a Most Amazing Smile
To have a most amazing smile that cannot admit error and a sparkle of hollow flaking spoons is a fading glamour of molting scales and drafty salted temples.
Pretty Beard
You may have the sexiest face I have ever wanted to sit on, but it takes more than a pretty beard to call you my friend.
Are You Available at 2?
Roses are red Violets are blue I could fuck you forever Are you available at 2?
Rain Like Milk Mother
(Magnetic Poetry) Rain like milk mother Egg juice TV Blood sausage gown Peach goddess Essential chocolate meat fluff Boil this mad sky Trudge through recall Delirious petal Forest rust
I’ll Take the Exit
Alarm. Caffeine. Fiber Commute. Timeclock. Email. Caffeine. Carbs. Meetings. Invoice. Timesheets. Requests. Reports and summaries. Copy. Paste. Delete. CONTROL ALT DELETE. I can’t pretend to feel As okay as you Pretend to be. Control Z Escape Undo I wasn’t made for this. I want off this ride. I’ll take the […]
Sticky Rice, My BFF
Where have you been all my life? Decades of Sweet cornbread and chili Egg noodles, beef tips, mushrooms. Flings of pasta Every shape and size Every sauce Daily devotions Of my beloved tubers Only a Gamgee would understand All meant nothing The moment I had you My dear sweet sticky […]
Bologna
I didn’t throw the bologna That you were afraid Would ruin the faded paint Of your car, The car with the sub woofers And bass you thought Could give a woman pleasure, The car we got busted parking in, When the officer ran our names over the scanner, But I […]
Regrets at 17
I should have known by the way He worshipped his car And chased younger girls That he was not worthy to bask in the glow Of my lava lamp and plastic constellations. The Magic 8 Ball did not warn me of The thousand cuts brewing ahead, Only telling me what […]