Hey Pretty Baby

Call (C:) and Response (R:)C: Hey pretty baby won’t you come my way, I got somethin’ I wanna sayR: Oh honey darlin’ I can’t stay, I better get on my wayC: Come my wayR: I can’t stayC: I wanna sayR: Get on my wayC: Come my wayR: I can’t stayC: […]

I’m Ready

Friend, we go way back now, nearly 3 years. We talk on occasion, but I feel like we have been ignoring the mammoth in the room since day one. If you’re ready, I’m ready for mammoth burgers. Friend, Will you please do me the honor and share with me what […]

I’ll Take the Exit

Alarm. Caffeine. FiberCommute. Timeclock. Email.Caffeine. Carbs. Meetings.Invoices. Timesheets. Requests.Reports and summaries.Copy. Paste. Delete.CONTROL ALT DELETE.I can’t pretend to feelAs okay as youPretend to be.Control ZEscapeUndoI wasn’t made for this.I want off this ride.I’ll take the exit.Student loansMortgageCar paymentHustle hobbiesMarket yourselfHave a presence everywhereEngage, produce, do more.Never sleepAlways look fresh, fit, […]

Sticky Rice, My BFF

Where have you been all my life?Decades ofSweet cornbread and chiliEgg noodles, beef tips, mushrooms.Flings of pastaEvery shape and sizeEvery sauceDaily devotionsOf my beloved tubersOnly a Gamgee would understandAll meant nothingThe moment I had youMy dear, sweet sticky rice.The way you holdA dab of sauce,Sauteed cabbage, pickled carrots, cucumber.Best Friends […]

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Bologna

I didn’t throw the bolognaThat you were afraidWould ruin the faded paintOf your car,The car with the sub woofersAnd bass you thoughtCould give a woman pleasure,The car we got busted parking in,When the officer ran our names over the scanner,But I still laugh about it.-Melissa Donley

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Regrets at 17

I should have known by the wayHe worshipped his carAnd chased younger girlsThat he was not worthy to bask in the glowOf my lava lamp and plastic constellations.The Magic 8 Ball did not warn me of The thousand cuts brewing ahead,Only telling me what I wanted to hearWith each shake.But […]